If They Were Alive Today, Tom Sawyer And Huck Finn Would Bring A Trampoline To The Old Swimming Hole
And don’t mince in here and try to tell me Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn weren’t real people. I read those books. They’re real to me, dammit.
Scudiving. Skydoving. Scudoving. Divescubing. Whatever
I’ve Gone Over A Cliff Just Like That A Few Times. Just Never On Purpose
Shiny happy people. Perhaps the world needs more shiny happy people. We should make some. The process whereby you produce shiny happy people is known to make shiny happy people even shinier and happier. Get busy.
(Thanks to Charles Schneider, the Mai Tai king, for sending that one along)
The Borderline Sociopathic Boy Often Has A Swimming Hole In His Head
Livermore Falls, New Hamster represent! The Pumpkin Seed bridge, abandoned in 1959, sits 103 feet over the Pemigewassett river. But remember; calculating the height is OK –but never tell me the odds.
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest, who no doubt has a swimming hole in his head, for sending that one along)