Only by making a bonfire from the splintered remains of the kitchen cabinets, and roasting the carcass of the first potbelly pig they could run down in their neighborhood, could they possibly outdo this episode of Epic Meal Time.
I think the young fellers got bored with Norm and all the various home remodelers, but they have to be interested in something. Lots of backyard metalworkers out there in the landscape these days.
The average Borderline Boy would have taken a run at Martha Stewart after four cocktails back in the day, but other than that, cable kitchen shows leave us cold. But we’re not barbarians — just heathens — so don’t give us any of that “wandering around out in the landscape drinking your own tinkle and eating grubs” business, either.
We want something civilized once in a while, and tire of just drag racing against the wire-haired man-goblin on Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives on the way to the take-out window. We skipped school a lot, but we want class. We want to create, and show a bit of our artistic, sensitive side. Finally; a cooking show for us:
And another thing; if I have to watch another little twerp unbox a forty dollar Nerf gun, I’m going postal.