Too Much Time On My Hands
Too much ink on my hands.Too many pixels on my hands. Carpal-tunnel from mouse clicks. They’re all one in the same. Andy Warhol was way, way too optimistic when he said that in the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. What happened was more like, in the future, everyone will be on the front page of Reddit for one minute and fifty-three seconds if they upload a video they found on LiveLeak to YouTube.
This guy’s got the whole concept down, but if he really wants his full portion of Intertunnel YouTube fame, he should fix it so the screen capture for the video’s thumbnail is a girl in a bikini about to lose her top. She doesn’t have to actually be in the video or anything. That way everyone watches till the end waiting for the nudity, even though there’s never any nudity on YouTube; but we never learn, do we? It doesn’t matter. Remember, dislikes on YouTube are just as effective a career move as likes. Ask Bieber.