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Excuse Me, Stewardess; I Speak Awwwwwstralleon.

Excuse Me, Stewardess; I Speak Awwwwwstralleon.

I’m not sure, but I think Bruce said that he and Bruce and the other guy named Bruce first needed to insert the johnson boom into the drambuie, and then the platypus gaff had to be heated up and struck against the velvet hammer repeatedly. Then they couldn’t take the sound of one another’s fricatives and glottals any more and put on earmuffs. Then they flew a tiny airplane with a V-2 buzzbomb pulsejet motor on it, which they said they stole from the Nazis back when they annexed Australia.

I think.

Anybody Speak Australian?

Anybody Speak Australian?

I think he said the dagnabbit is shambling over the scotchgard, with a pitot tube patchouli phalarope dissembling about an Occam’s melon baller. But I might have misheard. Anyway, cool motorcycle, bro.