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Oh, The Humanity

Oh, The Humanity

What a disaster. This video makes the Hindenburg look like a kid dropping his ice cream cone into a swamp. Even the Titanic pales in comparison to this ludicrous display. It has every element needed for a national tragedy: dogs, misshapen women, and leotards.

There’s no hope in ever undoing the damage that has been wrought. I’m pretty sure this video gave me brain damage, but not so you’d notice. It’s that good, subtle, brain damage. The kind that makes everything taste like chicken.

[Many thanks to the intertunnel cosmonaut Tim for sending this one along.]

My Money’s On The Dumb Animal. Not The Dumb Primate Animal. The Other One

My Money’s On The Dumb Animal. Not The Dumb Primate Animal. The Other One


He’s wearing a football helmet, but then again, the Saint Louis Rams don’t hit that hard.

The Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys does not condone pestering animals. It’s OK to kill them and eat them, but annoying them isn’t cricket. However any form of mano a mano is a fair fight, even if they don’t have manos.

(Thanks to Friend of the BSBFB Charles Schneider for sending that one along)

Superman Had His Cape

Superman Had His Cape


James Bond had an Aston Martin with twin machine guns. Hemingway had his Westley Richards double-barreled elephant gun. Dirty Harry had his .44 Magnum; Kirk, his phaser. Arthur had Excalibur.

This dude wanders around a crocodile pen with a shovel, while wearing capri pants. He’s officially the most badass person in this end of the galaxy. 

Phhhhht. I Used A Falcon To Hunt Bicyclists Years Ago. It Was A Ford Falcon, But Still

Phhhhht. I Used A Falcon To Hunt Bicyclists Years Ago. It Was A Ford Falcon, But Still

I’m kidding. About the car. And the bicyclists. Honestly. I probably didn’t do that. No, really. No one saw me do it. You can’t prove I did it. I pretty much didn’t do it. Much. Or at all. I swear. I swear a lot, now that I think about it. But I didn’t do it. Often.

(thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along)