The Original Terminator
Schwarzenegger? Please. That guy was a pushover. A dandy. A sissy boy. Moe Howard was the real deal. Moe Howard was the original Terminator. Accept no substitutes.
Hay. Serious Business
No, seriously. HEY! Or Hay, or something.
Hmm. The video says this is the “Alps in 1934.” If I recall correctly, they had a spot of trouble in those parts not long after that. Can’t quite remember the details. Well, no matter. How much trouble could guys wearing leather shorts and armed with pitchforks cause? I wouldn’t be worried about their naval capabilities, either. I mean, what are they gonna do dressed like Sherlock Holmes on a raft.
Awesome wrestling moves at the 1:00 mark. Very wholesome. They look like nice fellows. Besides, as we’ve learned from the Simpsons, no one who speaks German could ever be evil.
Everybody, Sing Along! Dun Dun Dah Da Dun Dun Dun Dun Dah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti-bpjcPD40
I don’t know why, but I’m getting the uncontrollable urge to go out and hit a widget with a hammer. A big hammer. A big, burly hammer that puts hair on your chest every time you whack something. Actually, scratch that. I want a huge open-end wrench made out of gnarly cast iron. I’ll go around tightening huge bolts and beating massive boilers until boiling-hot oil come bursting out and gives me severe burns across the better half of my body. Wait — scratch that last part.
You Want Me To Wear A What On My Face?
This ain’t baseball, son, it ain’t Halloween, neither.