There’s no rule saying dogs can’t play Jegna. That’s a no-brainer. The instruction manual would’ve said something about it otherwise. However, I’m pretty sure there’s an unspoken rule about playing with your mouth. You see, I figured the dog was playing so well because he used his canines to grab the blocks. I wanted to give this strategy a try in my next game. But when I tried it at last night’s party, everyone else kicked me out of the match and kept me away from the bar. Thus, I’m pretty sure it’s unacceptable for dogs to use their mouths to play Jenga. I also think dogs aren’t allowed to drink, either.
(Thanks to Charles for sending that one along.)
Everybody Loves a Clean Drill – This Is Commonly Known
Props to you, good sir. This drill used to make a dusty attic look like a five-star hotel room. But then, you gave it the ultimate drill-makeover to beat all drill-makeovers. Now it’s clean enough to do dental work. To congratulate you on your drill-cleaning skills, I shall introduce you to my dentist and let him work on my cavities.
Tricycle Cars Are Very Dignified Vehicles, No Doubt
First, they made three-wheel cars. Now this? Just make our flying cars already. Everyone has been talking about having flying cars for years now. But no, you had to invent the Internet and smart phones. You don’t have to be dramatic and remove the wheels one at a time. You’re not playing Jenga. In fact, when I play Jenga, I get straight to the point. I take out every piece from the bottom at once. Surely, you can do the same thing with your cars. It’s not like you’ll get kicked out of every party like I do. You guys can party after you invent those darn hover-cars!
Seriously, though. Try my Jenga Strategy. It’s sheer genius.
Rome Wasn’t Built in a Day, But You Could Knock it Down in 2 Minutes 48 Seconds
Our next destination is the ruins of the “Big Kapla Coliseum”. It doesn’t look like much today. However, we can glance at some ancient paintings of the structure. According to historians, the Romans were really off their rockers when they built this thing. They built it specifically to be easily destroyed. All they had to do was push part of the structure and the rest falls down. It’s almost like it was made out of dominoes.
The rubble still remains because, quite frankly, no one ever wants to clean up a domino rally when it’s all over. You have any idea how big a mess that is?