Ah, true love. The couple that plays together, attempts robbery together, assaults together, flees the authorities together, flees the authorities separately together, tries some more assault, some more fleeing, a bit of criminal mischief, and resists additional arrest attempts together, stays together. In juvie, usually. Sometimes on the bench in the big courthouse. Hey, since you’re in the courthouse already, might as well have the judge marry you after they sentence you. We’ve witnessed your devotion. We know your love will last longer than your stretch in jail. It’s fate. Kismet. It’s in the stars, and among the Starbursts.