Those boys are rollin, I tell you what.

They’re on the wrong side of the road, which is the right side of the road in New Zealand. There really is no right side of the road when you’re standing on a cutting board with a couple of roller skates screwed to the bottom of it. The most interesting thing about the video is that there’s a bunch of guys doing it at the same time. Therein lies a point

Guys understand that you’d like them to sit quietly and not get into trouble and read Jane Austen novels and so forth. You’d like us to stop fighting and fussing and jostling and jumping off of stuff. You’d prefer it if we’d stop wrestling alligators and showing off for chicks. We get it.

Ain’t gonna happen.