BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!
(Warning: some salty language, maybe? I really have no idea what he’s saying)
I’m Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do Self-Defense System. After one week with me in my dojo, you’ll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma and the wisdom of a man. Come down today for your free trial lesson!
I’m sure Rex would be very disappointed with our friend in the video. Do you think he got where he is today because he dresses like shirtless Peter Pan over here? I mean, just take a look at what Rex wears. Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while he’s wearing those bad boys? Forget about it. Along with disciplining his image, our friend needs to learn about self-respect. Do you think anyone thinks Rex is a failure because he goes home to Starla at night? Forget about it!
Now, for the price of one Tapout shirt, our friend can sign up for Rex’s eight-week program.
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Wow. Do you reckon that the tattoo is there to hide a superfluous third nipple (like Kristy the Clown)? Because a genetic disorder would explain things….
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