So much nope. Extra-nopey, that one. Incalculable nopishness. So nope you can’t get over it; so nope you can’t go around it; so nope you can’t get under it — Nope!
No. Nicht. Nein. No F-ing way. *begin George Bush Senior voice* Not gunna do it. *end George Bush Senior voice*
Haven’t you watched The Guns of Navarone? Anthony Quayle loses a leg and gets poked on the bruise by Nazis first — and that’s the Best. Case. Scenario. Don’t you watch Roadrunner cartoons? Hint: You’re not the roadrunner. A bag of acme chalk is not going to save you.
To paraphrase Nancy Reagan: Just Say Nope!