Ah, remember dumb fun? Kids love dumb fun — or should. I’m tired of spreadsheet fun. Your fantasy football team is a tedious clerical chore. Maybe you should forget the imaginary sword you earned by playing MMORPG for twenty weeks straight and make a real sword out of a paper towel roll and whack a real friend with it instead. 

It’s just rolling down a hill. That’s it. But that’s enough, isn’t it? You’d have to tear any self-respecting kid off that hill even after a hundred runs down it. Sun’s gong down, rain’s starting to fall,  no bathroom breaks for four hours — Just one more, Dad!