(Note: There’s a little foul language)

Little known fact: Henry, of Henry’s Kitchen fame,  has won the coveted Michelin Star for his cooking. Well, it wasn’t a Michelin Star, exactly; I got to thinking about it, and thought it might have been  a Goodyear Star or something, but then I looked it up, and it turns out he just had a coupon for ten percent off on two Hankook tires for a Kia. But my point stands. I think. Whatever.