If you’re wondering what its carbon footprint is like, you’ve come to the wrong place. If you’re concerned about how noisy it might be, you’re lost. If you think its paint job is a tad gaudy, you’re out in left field around here. If you’re wondering why anyone would take a Peterbilt and strap jet engines on it, perhaps you’d be happier over at the Huffington Post.

If your first reaction is, “I wonder where I can get one of those?” please take a seat on the BSBFB bench.