I Think Sebastien Chabal’s Beard Just Scored Again

I Think Sebastien Chabal’s Beard Just Scored Again


Sebastien Chabal isn’t really human. He’s just a delivery system for Sebastien Chabal’s beard, which is its own life form. His philtrum hair alone would be illegal in fourteen states. I think he keeps the crushed souls of his opponents in there, along with some of the soup he had for lunch.

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