Rule Number One For Any Fighter: Never Invite Members Of The Audience To Come On Up And Give It A Try
Here at the Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys, we call this the “Buster Douglas” rule. We have additional rules that cover sporting long, stringy, mullet-based hairdos, and fighting with anyone that understands the Cyrillic alphabet.
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Another rule: don’t take on those roadies. They’re bigger each-man than both of the fighters put together!
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