Now Listen, Moosie
I wasn’t put on this earth to cringe and run away. There’s a girl with me. I’m a male human. I’ll do most anything to impress a female human. You were put on this earth to carry ticks from one place to another and trim God’s lawn. Man was put on this earth to dig in the ground and find ore and smelt it into an iron rod and wave that thing around at man and beast alike while making LOUD NOISES. I said, LOUD NOISES. Fear my noises. They’re noisy.
Now go home and get your big brother and your shinebox.
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