Rule Number One: Go As Fast As You Can
Rule Number Two: Don’t squeal like a four-year-old girl if someone who follows Rule Number One offers you a ride.
Defense Wins Championships
Just like regular yachting, the only way to improve this sport would be to mount deck guns on the boats. Defense wins championships!
(Thanks, Deb in Madison, for sending this along.)
Borderline Sociopathic Awesome
Borderline Sociopathic Advertising
South of the border, now that I consider it.