Mom’s Drunk. Dad’s Crying (2009)
Saint Patrick’s Day shoulda been named “Opposite Day.”
You Got A Girlfriend?
Nah, I don’t need one, man; it’s summer.
(True story courtesy of Anwyn.)
Odds. Evens. Evens. Odds. Evens. Odds. Odds. Evens…
I forget what game we were choosing up sides for in the first place.
Pop Figures It’s Cheaper To Pay Me And Feed Me Than Just Feed Me