The Most Subversive Thing You Can Be Is Talented, Young, And Polite
No one ever expects that.
In Soviet Russia, Arcade Plays YOU!!
More fun than a day off in a gulag.
You Could, You Know, Watch TV
Or maybe make your own spyplane. It involves going outdoors.
BSBFB Hall of Fame — Baseball Division
The greatest performance-enhancing drugs known to man are apparently hot dogs, beer, tobacco, and perfume.