He’s our Honorary Borderline Sociopath of the Day, for understanding that you always take everything you’re doing seriously, but you never take yourself seriously.
That video alone has over eight million YouTube views, and he’s got lots more just like it. Let’s see you do that by yourself in a bedroom at your Mom’s house.
Rock on, dude. The David Meshow.
If you wish to carry off a debonair wild-man vibe while piloting a motorcycle with a sidecar, it’s best if the sidecar looks like the Hindenburg coming right at you.
[Go ahead, click the picture and make it more biggerer. It’s from the interesting Motorcycles of the Twentieth Century]
I was batting cleanup for the Yankees at the time. I was wearing my Congressional Medal of Honor over my Marks and Spencer suit and flashing a bit of cash. I couldn’t have attracted more women if I was a bonbon factory having a day-old sale.
And then this bowlegged Italian-looking guy about three feet tall comes in.
I imagine I’ll feel that alone again two weeks after they bury me.
(Thanks to Mr. Arthur for reminding us of Fangio)
Don’t let shredding happen to you! Learn a song with words, and meet girls.