BSBFB Approved
Jake’s Chop Shop in Tempe, Arizona got it goin’ on. His custom hot-rod furniture makes him a kind of Ralph Lauren for home furnishings, only substitute Betty Page for Ralph and Purgatory for your home.
All The Best Authors Are Oyster Pirates
Or maybe all the best oyster pirates are authors. I dunno.
Thread-Stripping Wonder In A Box
I can see the marketing meeting now:
OK. It’s boys, see? Call it a PowerMatic. Say PowerMatic a lot. Automatic Power. Powerful Automatic. Throw a few extra PowerMatics in the voice over. Little bastards will never know what hit them.