How To Move A Piano
Version One: Use your head, your back, and simple machines.
Version Two: Use your fingers, your sense of humor, and complex machines.
How Was Your Vacation This Summer, Helmut?
It was OK. My girlfriend and I hopped on my motorcycle and we went to the scenic overlook at the Grimselpass. Then a human Transformer/Bionicle passed us on a straightaway going about sixty MPH. How about you?
[Editor’s Note: The “Nude” in the title refers to band name on the soundtrack. Jean Yves Blondeau is hardcore, but not that hardcore. Thanks to Sean for sending this along]
Do A Backflip On A Harley In The Czech Republic And The Crowd Will Go Wild. Then A Pretty Girl Will Hug You
Then some dude with a tinsel mohawk and wearing Liberace’s bathrobe will yell in your ear until you’re deaf.
[Thanks to Charles from JohnnyGlendale.com for sending this along.]
A Boy And His Doggie
I’m trying to work up a joke involving “Power Steering,” but it’s not working out too well. Maybe I’ll switch to “Rich, Corinthian Leather” and try again.