Anybody Speak Australian?
I think he said the dagnabbit is shambling over the scotchgard, with a pitot tube patchouli phalarope dissembling about an Occam’s melon baller. But I might have misheard. Anyway, cool motorcycle, bro.
Real Men Recycle
Of course, there are style rules which must be followed. No rinsing out tuna cans, please.
Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending this one along.
Men Are Dumb
If she plays her cards right, the second coat he provides will be a fur one.