Males Of The Species. Lotsa Fun, But We Don’t Always Reason Our Cunning Plans All The Way Through
I suppose you could call the cops on them. Maybe the cops might be able to catch the cameraman.
His Mom Wants Him To Join The Military, Where He’ll Be Safer
Sometimes There’s A Man… I Won’t Say A Hero, ’cause, What’s A Hero? But Sometimes, There’s A Man. And I’m Talkin’ About This Invasive Carp Fighting Dude Here
Asian carp are an invasive species that look like they’ve entirely taken over the Illinois River. Nature abhors a vacuum, and the Peoria Carp Hunters abhor carp, and so do what comes naturally to the Honorary Borderline Boy: Something dopey.
Livin’ The Dream, Man; Livin’ The Dream
It’s Ontario, so they’re only living it about three months a year, but still.