A Real-Life Mike Fink In The Making
It’ll be just your luck to be in a barroom someday, and tell everyone that when you were a kid, you had to walk to school, barefoot, uphill both ways in the snow, and this kid will be sitting next to you.
If There’s A Run On The Bank, These Blokes Are Bound To Get There Before You
Teenage Boys Generally Refuse To Clean Their Rooms, But They Have Been Known To Rifle Through The Trash For Musical Instruments
Off-topic, but there really is no excuse for the way your average passerby is dressed in the United States.
(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)
The Borderline Sociopathic Boy’s Toolbox Contains Six Hammers And A Roll Of Duct Tape, So This Should Be Easy
The only problem I see is that printer ink costs $4 billion per gallon already. It’s bound to get more expensive if they use that scanner on Scarlett Johansson and start selling the result.