The Next, Obvious Step After Channel Surfing On The Couch All Day Must Be Couch Surfing On The Channel, Amirite?
There’s No Moose, But There’s A Flying Squirrel
American junior wrestler Ellis Coleman performing a Greco-Roman wrestling move called “The Flying Squirrel” at the junior world championships.
(Thanks to Don Neuendorf for sending that one along)
You Know, If You’d Just Put Down The Controller And Go Outside, Pretty Girls Will Meet You In The Park And Shed Most Of Their Clothes
You can muff being old anytime. Be young properly now, while you still have a chance.