Can’t Swim? Mae West Not Good Enough For You? Try Skayaking, Or Kydiving… Whatever
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one up here without a paddle)
Shade Tree Mechanics
Lesson one in shade tree mechanic class: Chain your engine block to the shade tree.
Lesson two: It is now easy to reach the spark plugs without hitting the fenders with the adjustable wrench.
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest, who uses this method for dentistry as well, for sending that one along)
Back In My Day, Sonny, We’d Just Use The Printer To Counterfeit Twenties, And Buy A Real Car
Where’s The Kaboom? There’s Supposed To Be An Earth-Shattering Kaboom!
Ah; shade tree engineering.