Mister Rogers Crossed With A Berserker Goes To A Sizzler
The Oberfranken Steakknife Massacre!
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along. Are you going to eat your fat?)
Hollywood Is Finally Trying Its Hand At Portraying The Morning Commute On The Southeast Expressway In Boston
I don’t remember seeing Bigfoot when I drove past the gas tanks, but then again, the rats that emerged when they dug the new tunnel weighed more than that.
Rollin’ With Three Leisure Suit Larrys
You’ve got to watch out for dead armadillos in the road.
Hmmm. Is there another kind of armadillo besides dead armadillo? I’ve never seen another kind.