A Robot’s A Robot

A Robot’s A Robot

Robots are cool, period. Now, robots are much cooler when they’re forty storeys high, burping out laser beams and farting nerve gas and desolating the landscape, but you can’t have everything. A LEGO robot is still cool. Even if its preferred medium is floral foam.

OK, I admit a LEGO floral foam robot isn’t bitchin’, but it’s still cool. That’s as far as I’ll go.

Let Me Tell You What Parkour Really Is

Let Me Tell You What Parkour Really Is

Parkour is a physical discipline and non-competitive sport which focuses on efficient movement around obstacles.

BRRRRPPPPT. Wrong.

It’s male human beings sick to death of being sent outside in bubble wrap to play in ADA compliant playgrounds with the monkey bars set so low your knees would touch the ground –if the ground wasn’t covered with a rubber cushion. It’s little boys weary of wearing helmets to ride a tricycle. It’s the human spirit, unleashed, where it’s always unleashed — the last place you’d expect.

Go pass another anti-bullying rule while obsessing over the gruel you serve in the cafeteria, just before letting the kids go outside in a pen to watch the girls text each other while sitting on the swings. We’re playing here.