Go Fast. Take Chances
The circuit de Spa? Hey! I’ve driven that track!
Wait Until Dad Gets Home And Sees How You Dug Up The Back Yard
Andreu Lacondeguy is a “professional freestyle mountain biker” from Barcelona, Spain.
I’ve lived a long time to finally see “professional freestyle mountain biker” written on a business card.
I Wish I Knew What Was Going On But I Don’t Speak Whatever Strange Tongue These Guys Do
Slo-mo makes most everything interesting. But gentlemen: Deadpan delivery. Look into it.
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest, who knows that watermelon is the only thing you can eat and drink and wash your face in — besides Tequila)