Altitude. Altitude

Altitude. Altitude

The Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys enjoys a certain amount of insouciance in the face of heavy weather like Hurricane Sandy. We approve of dancing in your undershorts in a puddle behind a ridiculous TV news drone clutching a microphone while modeling North Face mountaineering togs that have never been worn anywhere the subway doesn’t run.

But of course, laughing in the face of danger is nothing compared to keeping a straight face and facing danger down while doing something important and serious. The US Coast Guard rescued almost all the crewmen of the Bounty in the middle of a hurricane. That’s the stuff right there.

(Thanks to BSBFB devotee Bond, Stanley Bond for sending that one along)

I Did That On Porpoise

I Did That On Porpoise

It would take me approximately thirty seconds to drown myself with that apparatus, which wouldn’t seem so bad because I’d just stave my head in within a minute anyway.

(Thanks to friend of the BSBFB Dave Griffin for sending that one along)