It’s A Small World, But I Wouldn’t Want To Rake It
Maybe it’s just me, but I would have set the leaves on fire before I jumped off the roof into them. That’s just how I roll.
BSBFB, Agricultural Division: Get Plowed, Ride Around On Hot Rod Tractor
What did you plant today, dear?
Donuts.
(Thanks to son of the soil Gerard, at American Digest, for sending that one along)
Sport Is The School Of Rules
Class dismissed.
If Even A Family Dressed Like Extras In A Cable-Access Performance Of Porgy And Bess Have This Technology, We’re All Doomed
Robots! Robot spiders! Babies! ARGGHHH!