Just Think — If You Leave It Outside To Get Orange, You Can Set It On Fire And Shoot It Back Up There On Valentine’s Day
As you can imagine, we’re big into recycling here. We never waste gasoline, explosives, tinder, firecrackers, bullets…
No Wonder Those Guys Jumped Out Of The Airplane. It’s Gotta Be Safer Than Landing With That Pilot
Mad skills.
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along)
I So Very Much Want One Of These, And I Don’t Fix Cars
I want to remove the rugs from my house and do every damn thing in that chair.
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?
I was feeling a little pixellated this morning myself.
(Thanks to the decidedly non-glitchy Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along)