Hamster Prison Break
I think he’s supposed to beat someone up in the shower room first, but other than that, it’s flawless.
MMMM… Fastback
I’ve actually driven an old Shelby Mustang back in the day. I worked at a body shop, and a Shelby had to be delivered, and I was a worthless scut worker, so I was elected. I was only 16 or 17 at the time. It had a floor shift, of course, but I’d driven three on the tree, so a clutch held no terrors for me. It had one of those white and powder blue color schemes that screams Shelby Mustang.
I’ll tell you something. It was a full time job keeping that car from launching itself into orbit. Steering didn’t matter, because you can’t turn the wheel five degrees off straight ahead and hope to live. I just wanted to keep the car on the ground, and I couldn’t do it. It left rubber in every gear, every time. It literally hopped forward like a rabid leopard when you stepped on the accelerator. To this day, I have no idea how either the car or I survived the trip. But it was a gas.
Sober Foosball, Bigfoot, Nessie, and Other Unlikely Things
Has anyone ever played foosball while sober? Just wondering. I know I never have, but you never know, maybe someone, somewhere has. Of course while I’m open to evidence that sober foosball is a thing, no one is ever going to convince me that sober Pac-Man was ever a thing. I know, I was there, in the arcade, with a roll of quarters. Well, at least I think I was. For some reason, a lot of it was a blur.
Catch a Tarp and You’re Sittin’ On Top of the World
You know, truly gnarly tarp surfers wouldn’t be caught dead riding a curl on a Lowe’s tarp. Harbor Freight tarps are the shizzle. They seem to be giving away a free abrasive cut off saw or Chinesium manner drill with every purchase over $4, so they’re our go-to place for tools with flimsy safety guards on them.
Watch the whole video. They’re nice kids, and tarp surfing looks like a blast.