East St. Louis Toodle-Oo
Maybe firemen are the ultimate example of the Borderline Sociopathic Boy. East Saint Louis firemen sure seem to be.
Exactly How Fast Can You Run With A Number On Your Back And A Bucket On Your Head And A Rock Under Your Arm?
I Used To Have An Old Steel-Belted Radial Hung By A Rope From A Branch In The Back Yard. Pretty Much The Same Thing, Really
Honestly, Does Anyone At Boston Dynamics Even Go To The Movies?
See: Schwarzenegger, Arnold. Ring any bells?
Well, whatever. I want one. Lawn isn’t going to mow itself.