What To Watch If Your Blue Max DVD Is Scratched
Of course, The Blue Max has copious amounts of Ursula Andress sideboob, so you go for that first. But The Great Waldo Pepper will do in a pinch.
He Done Goed Up Da Hill Real Good
Looky here, Clem, that feller there is gohn uppa hill thar. Les jest stan on topperher a shoutin’ and a whoopin’ and a hollerin’ and a holdin’ our tellyphones in the portrait position and catch that devil if’n when he crests that buggy.
I doan wanna hear nothin’ about no Darwin, neither, cuz we all done procreated four-five times before we was even outa high school. Let them poindexters on the Intertubes worry ’bout that.
(thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)