C’mon. Who Hasn’t Wanted To Slalom The Tow Rope Line?
Big finish, too. Don’t leave before the punch line.
Out Of Ammo? That’s No Excuse
Oh, sure, use your bare hand. Next time catch it in your teeth, tough guy.
That’s Nothing. I Used To Run Through The Sprinkler While Playing Lawn Darts
Skydiving onto a Slip ‘n Slide. Where do you put that on your curriculum vitae? After eating a birthday cake underwater, but before mowing the lawn with nailclippers?
(thanks to our friend Charles Schneider for sending that one along)
Back In ’64, I Had No Idea Rocket J. Squirrel Would Be The Most Influential Person I Was Watching On Television
It was close though; I think Boris Badenov is running Russia right now. He must be number 2.