My name is Rob Scallon and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of metal that I developed over two seasons of rocking out in my Mom’s basement. It’s called Scallon Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to play metal with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
It’s surprisingly easy to get people to jump off of a cliff these days. No one went over kicking and screaming. Everyone was surprisingly calm. Naturally, there was a little screaming, but that sort of thing happens no matter how willing you are. It’s like when you’re popping a balloon, and you know it’s going to happen, but it still gives you a little fright. Personally, I find that to be unbearable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNyG-xu-7SQ
Hey, baby, wake up from your asleep
We have arrived onto the future
And the whole world is become
Elektronik supersonik
Supersonik elektronik
You wouldn’t steal a handbag. You wouldn’t steal a car. You wouldn’t steal a baby. You wouldn’t shoot a policeman — and then steal his helmet. You wouldn’t go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman’s grieving widow — and then steal it again!