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Well, If You Insist On Falling Off A Mountain In The Winter, You Might As Well Strap A Legless Coffee Table To Your Feet

Well, If You Insist On Falling Off A Mountain In The Winter, You Might As Well Strap A Legless Coffee Table To Your Feet


Me? I’m a downhill guy. Two skinny boards made by recovering Nazis bolted to my feet with the bindings set to Green Stick Fracture. It’s silly to linger on a ski slope. They don’t serve liquor halfway down, you know. Best get to the bottom right quick. And if you were on the rope tow when I used it for a slalom course, I apologize.

But that’s old news. All the wild men snowboard now.

And The Worst Part Is That Russian Lakes Don’t Validate Your Parking Ticket

And The Worst Part Is That Russian Lakes Don’t Validate Your Parking Ticket


This video infers that this video is from Russia, but I have my doubts.

Now, I don’t want to be that guy.  You know that guy on the Intertunnel. First he writes “first” in the comments, and then he writes “Fake! Thats so fake lol.Your a looser if you don’t know that’s FAKE” He writes that, no matter the topic. Moon landings, the Holocaust, Pearl Harbor, the World Trade Towers, the efficacy of childhood immunizations and an all grapefruit diet — it doesn’t matter what you’ve got, it’s fake.

As I said, I’m not that guy. I’m fascinated with the ingenuity of our doughty slav salvors. They’re daring, and their method is ingenious. But I couldn’t help notice, while I was watching, that one of them appeared almost sober. Also, the lake isn’t frozen solid right to the bottom. Durn near subtropical. That can’t be Russia, can it?