Coyote Tested. Roadrunner Approved
Man is cursed with peace and quiet, and gravity. It is his solemn duty to rebel against both whenever possible. The National Anvil Shooting Contest.
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Thread-Stripping Wonder In A Box
I can see the marketing meeting now:
OK. It’s boys, see? Call it a PowerMatic. Say PowerMatic a lot. Automatic Power. Powerful Automatic. Throw a few extra PowerMatics in the voice over. Little bastards will never know what hit them.
The Agony Of Defeat Looks Like It Hurts
But it still looks preferable to figure skating or Joe Frazier beating the hell out of you.