Or You Could, You Know, Buy Some Nightcrawlers And A Fishing Pole
I’ve held my breath longer than that when I had to use a Porta-Potty at a construction site, but other than that, this guy takes the cake.
These Boys Show Promise. We Should Totally Get Up A Collection And Buy Them Some Water Skis
I Wonder If This Was Invented By Accident
Imagine what he was trying to do, and just how fouled up it got to end up thrashing around in the water with jets of water blasting out all over the place. It must have been glorious. Whatever; this rig will do. I’ll take two for my underwater assassin squad.
(Thanks to my Borderline friend MisterArthur for sending that one along)
Borderline Blog Swim Team! Fall In!
(Sent along by the Woman’s Auxilliary of the Heartland Chapter of the Borderline Sociopathic Club for Boys. Thanks to friends of the BSBFB Leelu and Primordial Slack )