It’s Almost Summer. Resolve To Yell Cowabunga At Least Once This Year
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for yelling Cowabunga first this year)
Borderline Blog Swim Team! Fall In!
(Sent along by the Woman’s Auxilliary of the Heartland Chapter of the Borderline Sociopathic Club for Boys. Thanks to friends of the BSBFB Leelu and Primordial Slack )
Someone’s Gonna Get A Bohemian Rhapsody — In The Kisser, With An Excavator Bucket
It won’t kill them, though. The pool water is the color of gatorade, and will finish them off first.
(Thanks to Gerard of American Digest for sending along home movies of his pool party)
You Know, If You’d Just Put Down The Controller And Go Outside, Pretty Girls Will Meet You In The Park And Shed Most Of Their Clothes
You can muff being old anytime. Be young properly now, while you still have a chance.