Future Plumbers Of The World Unite!
The low-slung pants of the typical skateboarder point to a future career in rightie tightie leftie loosie. Gotta have fun while it lasts.
A Kind Of Knock-Kneed Heaven
A plank, four wheels, a hat and gloves, and gravity.
The Royal Tenenbaums Go Longboarding
(Suggested by Internaut Extraordinaire Vanderleun)