Nothing fills one with confidence like the words: Russian Bungee Jumping Equipment. That confidence is written all over the young fellow’s face. There’s plenty of room for it between his eyes, after all.
He wipes away a little tear at the end there, probably realizing that he should have done his homework after all.
(Thanks to friend of the Borderline Blog Charles Schneider for sending that one along)
I suppose if your name is Kirill Benderoni, you’re going to have to find an unusual way to make a living. Think outside the box. No one’s going to make you a partner, and add “Benderoni” to the logo on the skyscraper. Maybe training to be a bigfoot paperboy is a savvy career move.
Remind me never to take a leak in the bushes along a Russian highway.
I don’t know much, but I know for a dead certainty that this guy’s kid is getting an “A” in everything, whether he shows up or not.