https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws_49pzL_QM
My name is Pablo, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of running that I developed over two seasons of running away from hungry cougars in the Andes. It’s called Pablo Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to run with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a cheetah, and the wisdom of a man.
Hamsterdam!
That’s a joke, you’re supposed to laugh. Granted, it wasn’t a very good joke, but I gave it a shot. If you’re not sure what I’m getting at, the human hamster wheel in the video should be a dead giveaway. Although, I’ve never seen a hamster wheel that can make other hamsters face-plant and then grind their heads into the ground the way this one does. It’s like the first scene of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark with more carnage, dead college students, and lawsuits. Since the video is on YouTube and not LiveLeak, we can gather that no one got seriously injured, but some people will have interesting bruises when they finish.
I’d say that this is exactly the behavior that we approve of over here at the BSBFB. If I was there, I’d be in the hamster wheel running over every hapless bystander who dared cross my path. I would get such a kick out of running everyone over it would start to get weird. Then again, that’s why I’m not allowed to drive my Mom’s car anymore.
Is this why the Intunnel was made? So we could watch videos of someone named Sir Laurence Luckinbill Esq. run to catch a subway train he was already on instead of riding to the next stop like a normal person. Just kidding, normal people don’t ride on the subway, but my point still stands.
The Intertunnel is supposed to be filled with cats and pornography. I can’t describe how disappointed I am when anything I look at isn’t one of those two things.