Just Think — If You Leave It Outside To Get Orange, You Can Set It On Fire And Shoot It Back Up There On Valentine’s Day
As you can imagine, we’re big into recycling here. We never waste gasoline, explosives, tinder, firecrackers, bullets…
Waiting For Gravity To Pull You Along Is For Amateurs
Man did not crawl from the primordial ooze just to wander this earth looking for a hill to slide down. He was destined, right from the first, to strap a gluteus maximus scorcher on his back and, as Doctor Suess puts it: Go past fast.Troy Hartman is our kinda guy; a thoroughly BSBRB kinda guy. He even has an entry on his webpage called “Senseless Acts.” I have that on my business cards, right after “International Man of Mystery and Intrigue,” and “Screen Door Repairs.”
(Thanks to Clifford from Red Stick Rant for sending that along with the note: Hope this contributes in some small part to the best damn blog on the Interwebz. Hmmm. I wasn’t aware you could view this blog on the Interwebz. I post it on the Intertunnel.)
Paging Doctor Goddard To The White Phone. Paging Doctor Von Braun To The White Phone. Hello? You’re Fired.
Air Command Water Rockets in New South Wales Australia are the new official Rocketeers of the Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys. For Tuesday, anyway. But all the way until midnight!
(Thanks to reader, commenter, and BSBFB friend Charles Schneider for sending that one along)
You Had Me At: Rocket-Powered Lincoln Continental
A mid-70s Lincoln Continental is about as aerodynamic as I remember it. Would’ve been wiser to put a turret on it and take it into battle.