Saudi Pit Stops Could Revolutionize Auto Racing
That’s my favorite song! Except for all the others.
In Russia, You Can Ski Up The Mountain, Too
You’ll be able to locate Sergei this summer. Just look for the house with five feet of grass out front.
Me, I always wanted to try waterskiing, but I could never find a lake on a hill.
(Thanks to reader Charles Schneider for sending that one along)
Sir “Galihad” And His Giant Sword
As in: The only gal I had left me for playing with this giant sword with my friends Hagrid and his other brother Hagrid.
(Thanks to bon vivant, raconteur, scimitar savant, and all-around borderline boy Vanderleun for sending this one along)