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woo

I said, “woo.”

Just woo. I’m not really sure why I said woo. It just seemed like a woo kind of thing. woo-ish.  It was a woo-type event. Not extremely woo-y. But fairly woo-y, surely. Not even upper-case woo. Simply: woo. Let’s not get nuts. But, woo.

The typical Borderline Sociopathic Boy needs woo in his diet. Scientists have been unable thus far to come up with the Minimum Required Daily Allowance of woo required for strong bones — but regularly fractured, I admit — and good teeth, which occasionally need to be picked up off the ground, or the ice, or the striped lawn, of course. Anyway, if you feel that you need more woo in your diet, watch the video twice.

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Sports Interviews Have Now Officially Reached The Singularity

Sports Interviews Have Now Officially Reached The Singularity


The Singularity. You know, a superintelligence based on an ever-increasing volume of random inputs, adding up to… well, whoopty! The dude was taking lefts at each of the bases, so that part works. The hair farmer doing the interview didn’t seem to mind, or even notice, so what’s the diff, really?

Of course, brighter men than I have posited that if you give a million monkeys a million typewriters and wait a million years, eventually one of them will type War And Peace by accident. American professional athletes, and their lamprey cousins, American sportswriters and sportscasters, are as close to a million monkeys as we could hope for to test the hypothesis. And a microphone is as good as a typewriter. That right there isn’t the interview equivalent of War And Peace, but it’s comparable to a fairly serviceable comic book, isn’t it?

Keep typing, all you jockish Curious Georges, you’ll get it eventually.

Well, At Least She Didn’t Say, “Recalculating,” In That Disgusted Voice The Nuvi Uses

Well, At Least She Didn’t Say, “Recalculating,” In That Disgusted Voice The Nuvi Uses


Racing in Newfoundland. Well, through Newfoundland.

I’m trying to picture this rally setup of driver/navigator transferred to a NASCAR race.

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