Oh, The Humanity
What a disaster. This video makes the Hindenburg look like a kid dropping his ice cream cone into a swamp. Even the Titanic pales in comparison to this ludicrous display. It has every element needed for a national tragedy: dogs, misshapen women, and leotards.
There’s no hope in ever undoing the damage that has been wrought. I’m pretty sure this video gave me brain damage, but not so you’d notice. It’s that good, subtle, brain damage. The kind that makes everything taste like chicken.
[Many thanks to the intertunnel cosmonaut Tim for sending this one along.]